Keisha just a pretty bitch.
That moment your high ass fuck & your happy but yet you feel that something is missing . .
Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil
William Shakespeare (via camerongermain)
I really love this song
Sleep tight, hunty.
Wow I really like this guy. Let’s try not to fuck it up.
Oh look I’ve already fucked it up.
Being a nice person is so fun
Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it
Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets
There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.